I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
"tell us something about yourself"
people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
(Source: wntersoldeir, via hotboyproblems)
When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you